The History of the Begining of the World- A biography of Gina K

[Kroniedon]

Before I begin, I want to share a bit of history about this story. My programing sensei, Mrs.Gina K, was less like a teacher to us, and to me, reminded me of my sister at times. She was possibly one of the best teachers I've ever had, and she is still a very good friend. This story began as a joke between she and I, but I got a bit carried away, and my creation bossomed into so much more. I will only post the first chapter for now because I have yet type it all. Everything is in handwritten sheets in a folder. Without further adu, to the story. P.S., keep in mind that there are some inside jokes in this, though you don't have to know them to like the story. My Spanish teacher who hovered behind me as I typed the first chapter in the library one day seemed to take a liking to it. Anyways, with me now being graduated, this tale does have quite a bit of value to me. Here's the story:



The Beginning of the World
: A Guide for the Latter Sentinel Civilizations after the Collapse of Humanity


In the beginning, there was naught but Gina K, the great Goddess; A.J., a Cyclops who was nephew to the great deity, and a giant book of numbers that was known by mortals as Algebra. In the naught of existence, A.J. let out a venomous vapor from his rear vents. Thus the gases were introduced to the universe.

The particles of these new elements were fated to be together once, but never again. They barraged each other, each trying to gain dominance of its brother atom; protons, electrons, and neutrons, all colliding and fusing together in the maelstrom. Naturally, chaos of any sort is never quiet. As the particles collided, a great bang resounded against the confines of the blank universe. This was the birth of the present day universe.

Gina K, who was in the process of a very fine and well deserved nap, awoke with a start. Naturally, the Goddess was angry. After many explicit words to display her intellect, or A.J.’s lack of rather, she hefted up the divine Algebra, and smote A.J. aside the noggin.

From the mush that emerged, she shaped the Heavens and the Earth. She then created a super computer and proceeded to invent computer programming. She then wrote out the following codec to create the remaining aspects of the present day universe:
Public.Class null
Subclass.getClass(myempire)()
Subcalss.getClass (myDomain)()
import.Class.random;
G = my empire;
(G + ∞ <= ∞++; .return);
Private. Class (my empire) extends (myDomain);
She then allotted herself five days to refine the Earth into a symbol of her glory.

On the first day, she created man. She saw that he was stupid, so she created woman in an attempt to correct the flaws in man. She was disappointed in the woman because, though she was smarter than man in most areas, she still lacked even a grain of the intellect of the great Goddess herself. The Goddess then created the animals and was finally pleased; they were smarter than the man and the woman put together. The great Goddess was tired of attempting to create intelligence in places where it was definitely not going to appear; thus came day two.

Gina K was annoyed with the world at this point, but she had put too much effort into its creation, so rather than destroy the World in a fiery explosion, she created sarcasm. To this day, many argue that the fiery explosion would have produced a more positive outcome than the latter. (Gina K was a natural expert at sarcasm. She was only rivaled once in this field. This was by the great recorder of this biography. He is handsome, brilliant, charming in all aspects, and simply amazing…….ahem…. right, where were we?)Gina K spent the remainder of her day 2 laughing at the stupidity of her creations; Stupidity at least in regards to her own vast knowledge.

On day 3, Gina K was fully ready to create once more. She decided to invent and create something we know today as flight. She was so tired of having to get up to bash A.J. over the head, so she invented flight so that it was so much easier. By doing this, she accidentally released a plague unto the world. This plague is known today as mathematics. To atone for this she dedicated herself to serving as a math teacher.

[Minsc]

And so we were left hanging.

[Kroniedon]

Lol indeed.... It's actually like 15 pages long... but i never got around to type all of it. plus I mean I've been out of High schoool for what.. 5 years now? xD So yeah...

[Minsc]

Lol indeed.... It's actually like 15 pages long... but i never got around to type all of it. plus I mean I've been out of High schoool for what.. 5 years now? xD So yeah...

Indeed. You have reminded me it's been 15 years since I finished high school. Less than a year later I wandered into PSO, for better or for worse.

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